What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 05:03

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Loons and Moons

So they tried

Daniel Jones touts "productive spring" in learning, understanding Colts offense - NBC Sports

Nuts and Butts

No, not a chance

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Why The Simpsons stopped producing Maude Flanders episodes?

Everyone loved it.

Just Forget it!

Freaks and Cheeks

Why did lobsters evolve bright colors if they are neither poisonous nor venomous?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

How much can you sell a 10k subscriber newsletter for?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Neither China nor Egypt, the largest construction visible from space is located in Europe. - Farmingdale Observer

So, the docs changed it to read

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Still no good.

Why are white women dating more black guys than ever?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Minds and Behinds

Thumbs down again.

Why are we explaining today’s “climate change” as driven by human related “green house” gasses when natural “global warming” pushed sea level up to the “shores” of Topeka with no human contribution or even presence? Is Occam’s Rasor applied?

Still no good

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Another attempt resulted in ...

What is treasury?

They put up a sign reading

Then came..

Unacceptable again!

Google Confirms Most Gmail Users Must Upgrade All Their Accounts - Forbes

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No way

36-year-old travels the world in a Toyota Tacoma: After 3 years on the road, this is her No. 1 takeaway - CNBC

Next, they tried...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Cardiologist warns ‘many sunscreens are loaded with cancer-causing chemicals’: Here’s how to choose safe options - Hindustan Times

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No go.

share office space ...