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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Loons and Moons
So they tried
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Nuts and Butts
No, not a chance
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Why The Simpsons stopped producing Maude Flanders episodes?
Everyone loved it.
Just Forget it!
Freaks and Cheeks
Why did lobsters evolve bright colors if they are neither poisonous nor venomous?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
How much can you sell a 10k subscriber newsletter for?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
So, the docs changed it to read
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good.
Why are white women dating more black guys than ever?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Minds and Behinds
Thumbs down again.
Still no good
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Another attempt resulted in ...
They put up a sign reading
Then came..
Unacceptable again!
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No way
Next, they tried...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No go.
share office space ...